Curly: "You know I'm tempermental"
Moe: "Yeah, 95% temper, 5% mental"

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" I'm trying to think, but nothin' happens " - Curley

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"If you're going to cheat, cheat fair. If there's anything I hate it's a crooked crook!"-Moe Howard

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Curly: "You know I'm tempermental"
Moe: "Yeah, 95% temper, 5% mental"

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Moe: Are you married or happy?
    --No Census, No Feeling (1940)

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Moe: Remind me to kill you later.
Shemp: I'll make a note of it!
    -- Three Hams on Rye (1950)

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Moe: The landlord's threatened to throw us out.
Curly: What's he squawking about, we only owe for eight months.
    -- Wee Wee Monsieur (1938)